I was on a very busy flight to Vancouver one day, When the plane was in the air I heard someone fart and cough at the same time. A young boy was sitting in front of me and he said to his dad, did you hear that fart ? Dad tried to ignore him and I could tell he was embarrassed that his son had loudly asked the question.
The young boy laughed and said Oh dad.
When it happened again, the young boy laughed harder and said dad you told me I shouldn’t fart in public. Dad said it’s not fart, it’s coughing.
The young boy was not going to let go that easy, and he said Dad I heard the fart too. Dad gave his phone to his son and said neverminded.